~If I was a squirrel, and you were a tree, could I bust a nut in your hole?
~What do you say we go behind a rock and get a lil boulder?
~Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
~Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
~Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
~What do you say to pizza and sex? What? You don't like pizza?!
~That shirt is very becoming on you...although if I were on you, I'd be cumming too!
~Nice shirt. It'd look better on my bedroom floor.
~Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
~If I was a bumble bee, and you were a flower, could I suck out your honey?
~If I made the alphabet, I'd put U next to I!
~Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
~I lost my teddy bear. Mind if I cuddle you?
~Wanna play army? I can go in the hole, and you can blow the hell out of me! (Just for my Tony!)
~Let's do some math...you plus me, minus the clothes, divide your legs, and I'll multiply! (Just for my Jess!)
***I know there are bunches more that I haven't put down. If you can think of any that I don't have, e-mail me!***